Hiya Karate Tits

Christ Jebus on lollerskates.
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What does the rest of the world call this technique, hiya karate tits? This is made of God and Win. There needs to be an Olympic beer can tit smashing event. She would certainly get a gold medal, since there seems to be few competitors with massive jugs like hers.

Can you imagine if she hit you with one of those? She'd either knock you out or kill ya all kinds of dead.

I wonder if they bruise easily, like a watermelon or cantalopes do? The second thing that comes to mind is, are they actually real, is this some kind of stunt that involves prosthetic breasts? I think those knockers need to be inspected to ensure there is no trickery involved.

Busty Heart has some notoriety for her talent so far, having her own website, appearances on various shows including that clip from "America's Got Talent".

Angry Clown will have a follow up report on the identity and background of this woman, and the authenticity of her talents.

In the meantime, you can see m0ar tit smashing fun at the following links:

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The Angry Clown Nerd Olympics

Are you a winner? This guy is!!

Ar Bikini bottom (always wanted to start with that).
The world of sport is a terrifying and angry place for the common nerd and even hearing the word "sport" is known to cause some pimple faced geeks to crap their pants so I thought why not make the Nerd Olympics a place where all nerds and geeks alike get the chance to play for gold and have a chance at winning the soon to be world famous Geek Net Trophy.

The events you can sign up for are as follows:

Flamming - Flamming Nerd Award. The best flame award for the best flame (duh) on a blog can be chosen by the competitor and a comment with the link to the flame must be left in the comment section of this post OR flame this post!!

Spamming - The Can of Nerd Spam Award. The best spam award rules are same as above.

Nerd Talk - Nerdificus Award. The most nerdiest and outrageous comment about crap left on this post will win simple...or is it? Probably.

I cant think of any more at the present time if you have any ideas leave a comment and if you feel like playing with the chance to win something I don't know what yet but it will be good maybe or not whatever its all fun leave a comment.

GAME ON SLAPPERS

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