Skinny dipping ya pussy

I keep hearing that there are "many ways to skin a cat" yet I have never heard of the actual ways of skinning a cat, ok I know of one way, the old knife in the gut and and slice and dice baby but I'm sure there are more ways...I've been told!

This cat would look better without skin

How did this saying come to be? Did someone need to skin a cat but had no idea how to or did someone sit down one day and make a list of all the ways to skin a cat and then think "wow there is a lot of ways to skin a cat"?

No matter now, whats done is done and we have a crap saying for it, and still no idea just how many ways there are to skin a pussy.

Well guess what? I've decided to look into it and I've come up with some of the best ways to remove that pesky skin from your feline friend, it can get annoying having all that skin on your pussy not to mention the hair...no one likes a hairy pussy!

Half way there

There are about 246 ways to skin a cat that I've found threw my research and I've chosen 5 of the best to share with you!

1. The tumble dryer is not just used for clothes anymore, place a pussy and a few hundred razor blades in it and place on high, BLAMMO one skinned cat!

2. The get someone else to do it. Leave your pussy outside a Chinese food shop, wait an hour then go back, done! You might have to pay to get your skinless pussy back but its worth it!

3. The meat ants nest, find a nest place the cat on top and in a couple of minutes its skinless, like magic!

4. Freeze it off, soak your pussy in water then freeze it, when frozen use a hammer and chisel to chip away at the skin.

5. Chew it off! Its messy and not very tasty but there is nothing like sticking your face in a pussy and having a chew also it can be an awesome bonding tool for you and your pet, I know I would never forget it and I'm sure your pussy wont either!

So there ya have it folks, some of the best ways to skin a cat, did I mention to make sure your pussy has kicked the bucket first? No well I have now so go have fun ya little scamps and remember to stay away from drugs ya little shits, haha bye.

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Fuel for thought

I'm angry! The cost of fuel is getting beyond a joke and making it hard for the average blogger like me and you to get around without spending your life savings on a drop of stinky liquid gold. I blame the dinosaurs if more of them had of died and become fossilized then we wouldn't have a problem.

Anyways as always I'm here to help and save your wallets from the fuel companies with a couple of tips on how to save fuel and get around without spending a dime on gasoline so you have more money for alcohol and drugs you know the important things!

Paper airplane, shrink yourself and your family down to the size of an ant and away you go although remember someone full size has to throw it and rain may cause a problem.

Instructions for paper airplane.

Wheelchair, this may seem simple but its not all that easy paralyzing yourself I recommend jumping in front of a car or falling off a horse if its good enough for superman its good enough for you and a bonus is you will never have to wipe your own ass again! There is a down side but I just cant think of it!

Move to an under water city, theres no need for a car if you live under the sea and you get to ride dolphins everywhere and how hot are mermaids? There very thats how hot!!

A cat sled, yes cats aren't just pets they can also be used to make a kick ass slay just get a dog to ride with you and watch those kitty's run if its good enough for Santa its good enough for you and the kids love them!

Walk, thats right I know its hard people but it can be done I've heard of some people walking one maybe two meters before giving up, I wouldn't do this but maybe its right for you!

Plus theres push bikes and public transport but thats boring so forget that. I hope these were helpful and I'll see you on the flip side jive turkey you dig ?

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