Attention All Men: A little Lesson On Sex From Us Chicks

I think that it’s ironic that men who have been drooling at centerfold shots of bubble-gum pink, wide open snatches taken from six inches away can't ever seem to find your clit. Little hint….the clitoris is the gateway to ecstasy for women. Your goal should be to do it better than she could ever do it herself.

While we are on the subject of va jay jays …all you men who employ the "flat palm of hand crotch grind" in the faint hope of contacting aforementioned body part…. Ok keeping it up until we either start screaming or stop screaming should not be a goal guys.
The Vulcan death grip on the back of your head, mid-kiss...gee..no mistaking that subtle body language. Unless you’re willing to cap my pearly whites that you just chipped slamming your mouth into mine, loosen up your grip dude.

Additionally, Guys who complain about going "down there" because, well..jeez..you know...the smell. First of all, those pussys that you’ve smelled in the past probably belonged to some skanky slut who couldn’t be bothered to clean her coochie before you got her sloppy seconds. Not that my pussy ever smells but let me kindly invite you to visit the business end of a set of balls, they don’t exactly taste like cotton candy after being all bunched up and sweated on in a pair of jeans…. 'Nuff said.

Ok you men who think you are going for some kind of Olympic marathon-fuck gold medal. A Dickathalon you might say. Look.. you aren’t Michael Phelps going for and Olympic Record here…Note..It's skin, OK? It's time to stop when your dick starts to feel like it's being wire-brushed. Cum already would ya, We've got to put out the brush fire in our pubes anyway.
And one last note… No it's not good for our skin, unless of course we ask for a facial….hope you took notes guys, there will be a quiz later .

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Consider the following scenario: A woman gave a male motorist the “small penis” hand gesture – (popularised by a driver safety advertising campaign) which provoked him to lash out in an act of road rage. Seems that Simon Jardak was convicted and fined $400 for maliciously damaging property after throwing a bottle out his window in anger because the hand gesture offended him. Hummmm this gets me thinking about something that has never made sense to me.

OK I have never gotten this at all, Why are men soooooo offended by the whole small dick insult. Why is the small dick comment the Holy Grail of insults for men? I mean lets face it the average penis spends less then 0.0001 of a mans life actually doing anything useful for anyone. The rest of the time, the function of a penis is to get grabbed by toddlers, caught in zippers, crushed in ill-planned leg-crossing maneuvers, pummelled in various sporting events, and sniffed by the neighbor’s dog.

I mean is it like a total crack at their masculinity or what? Do you guys really stand around the showers in High School and compare size? And why would it really matter. No woman with any common sense equates size with masculinity; that's largely a guy thing. To most women, manliness is a reflection of character, not anatomy. So scrap your devils of doubt and focus on what counts: your ability to give your partner pleasure. Here, the size of your imagination is king. So get over it!
Kat out!

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Straight out of the Kats litter box

Well finally Kat from Kats Litter Box has finally recognized my greatness like everyone else in the world and she has given me an award kinda like my Hell Award but not, so you could say shes a copy...Kat ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa anyways cheers Kat and heres ya link just click on the damn award ...meow baby.

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