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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

25 Ways to Cope with Stress

1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.

2. Use your Mastercard to pay for your Visa, and vice-versa.

3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

4. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

5. When someone says "Have a nice day" tell them you have other plans.

6. Dance naked in front of your pets.

7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him/her to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.

8. Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.

9. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.

10. Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.

11. Tattoo "out for lunch" on your forehead.

12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

13. Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's husband/wife.

14. Pay your electric bill in 5 cent pieces.

15. Drive to work in reverse.

16. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

17. Tell your boss to "blow it out of your mule", and let him figure it out.

18. Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.

19. Polish your car with earwax.

20. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.

21. Start a nasty rumour and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

22. Braid the hairs in each nostril.

23. Write a short story with alphabet soup.

24. Stare at people through gaps of a fork and pretend they are in jail.

25. Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.

And be sure to visit the Angry Clown and Krapsody daily!


Anonymous August 26, 2008 at 3:02 PM  

Something's not right if I'm the first to comment. Good blog. Truly. I mean it. I'm not one to spread rumors like that.

ps: remove that damn word verification on your comments.

Damian (666) August 26, 2008 at 3:21 PM  

Fine dana done ya happy now? Bring on the spammers.

Static awesome mate!!!!1 how did you know I did that stuff? Are you stalking me, cause that would be super cool and sexy LMAO WTF

TheFLy August 27, 2008 at 9:49 AM  

Do what I do to deal with stress and punch an old lady in the face and yell, "thats what happens when you take my pants! Give 'em back! Youre strecthing them out! Give 'em BACK!"

~Static~ August 27, 2008 at 11:24 AM  

@Dana - I couldn't agree more about captcha verification. It's worse than the ebola virus and bloody diarrhea. Thanks for being the first to comment! =)

@Damo - You know I am stalking you. Yet you still have the nerve to ask me if I am? That does it. Next time you peep in my window I am going to close the drapes!

@thefly - Good point. There are plenty of people I would like to punch in the face whilst yelling; "Give me back my sense of self pride you arrogant sack of monkey dung!" or something like that...

Nanny Goats In Panties August 27, 2008 at 3:05 PM  

Yeah, that tiara (on Ronny McD) really makes the outfit.

Don August 28, 2008 at 1:38 AM  

I just can't figure out where the name "Big Mac" comes from.

Carolina Z September 2, 2008 at 9:22 PM  

You missed #26: hunting down cleverly humored blogs that make your day by inducing the kind of laughter that leads neighbours to wonder... :)

Priceless stuff you got in here!

shittydiaper January 6, 2009 at 7:05 AM  

Your mother is a goat, go fuck her. Now, go fuck yourself.

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